Goals for the Day: No One Dies Badge Reel – Funny Glitter Retractable ID Holder for Nurses, EMTs, Doctors, and Medical Staff

Let’s be real — some days, survival is the goal
This snarky badge reel with the phrase “Goals for the Day: No One Dies” delivers a dose of dark humor while keeping your ID close and your priorities clear.

Product Highlights:

Bold design with the quote: “Goals for the Day: No One Dies” – funny, relatable, and a little too real

Glitter background (sealed – no glitter mess!)

Retractable nylon cord – extends up to 24 inches

360° swivel alligator clip for secure and flexible attachment

Lightweight, durable, and ready for long shifts in any healthcare setting

Perfect for nurses, EMTs, doctors, vet techs, or anyone working in high-stress environments who appreciates a little gallows humor.

Makes a hilarious gift for your favorite overworked coworker, recent grad, or yourself (because you earned it).

Interchangeable badge reels: On these badge reels, the face is secured to the badge reel with low profile dual lock Velcro.
Acrylic Face Only: This selection is for Interchangeable badge reels. If you select this option when checking out, you will only receive the face with low profile dual lock Velcro.

Let us know if you would like a custom badge reel by messaging the seller. Thank you.